Post by Chelsea Meissner on Feb 26, 2013 1:54:38 GMT -5
First things first, congrats on making it to the end.
Now, that was the nicest thing I was going to say. Why? Well, let's see. Because I am pretty sure y'all came into this game knowing one another and that is the only reason it's the three of you here. We got bets going on in Ponderosa it's some kind of pre-game alliance, or whatever.
Anyways.
Erik - I never talked to you, you never talked to me. So you'd think I wouldn't vote for you. However, if you do a solid job answering my questions, I may just vote for you. Why? Because A) You didn't piss me off... well, that's really it. We never talked so while it may work against you, it can also be your road to gaining my vote. All you have to do is win me over and show me why I should vote for you.
Sandra - Where do I begin? You disgust me. Since round 1, your petty bullshit drama got on my nerves. You were a loose canon, you need some help. I suggest going to a psychiatrist. I found your drama (which surprise surprise) happened to be every round for some reason. Unnecessary and downright stupid, it just made you look bad and if I don't vote for you, that will be why (well, that and you not putting any thought into your statements and answers). That being said, you also have the chance to "wow" me and show not only me, but the jurors that you were not Abi's little pet chihuahua, because that is what everyone in the jury thinks of you.
Abi - Your not as crazy as Sandra but I'd put you on the same level, close at least. I do not respect your game at all. You essentially had like what, 4 votes each round at merge? Controlling Sandra, Leann and Erik's vote for MOST of the game (I know Leanne swayed here and there on occasion). The round I was voted out, it wasn't me who threw your name out there, that was Kim, along with the help of Shamar and Mike who wanted you out, but I went along with it because you were a threat, you were viewed as the leader of whatever you want to call your side, so naturally I went with it. Not my fault the other jurors who soon followed me to Ponderosa were idiots and thought I was the one that had to go, although I learnt something nice, that you and Sandra went to the guys pre-merge and told them I was running the tribe? That is laughable, considering you Sandra and Leanne were running the ship, sending you to exile every round and what not.
Quite frankly, it disgusts me. You came in with a good spot. You had Leanne and Sandra up your vajayay on the girls tribe, and Erik, Ozzy and Gabe up your ass from the guys.
6 people you know wouldn't turn on you. See, the jury thinks you deserve to win, and at first glance, I guess out of the final 3 you do, but if you think you are just going to get my vote because of the stupidity of the other two in just following you around, you are mistaken. You played no game, all you did was boss your little bitches around to get your way and here you are. Prove to me you actually played and didn't just lead a herd of blind, stupid sheep with you to the end. Tell me why you and Sandra had it out for me since day one (don't act like you didn't, I know you did considering you would tell the guys that well before merge that I was somehow the "leader"). Prove to me you actually played the game and not just used your minions to send you to exile, and use as spare votes.
(I expect all 3 of you to reply to my comments with rebuttals, maybe clear things up if I got them wrong from the jury, throw each other under the bus, all that fun stuff).
As for the questions. Some are game-related and will weigh heavily on my vote. Others are for fun - I expect you to answer them with thoughtfulness. This will show me you were in tune the whole game and know what you are talking about, and that you do want to win.
So here they are:
1) Why DO you deserve to win considering all three of you have something working against you (Erik - never talked; Sandra - lunatic; Abi - Sheep Herder)
2) If this were a final 2 instead of a 3, and you won immunity, who would you eliminate and why?
3) Replace the final 3 with three jurors and explain why for each person.
4) Compare ME to somebody on Survivor based on how you perceived my game play
5) Survivor is a social game and you need to have gotten to know people very well to win. So, tell me what you know about me. My attitude, my behaviour, whatever. Tell me what you know about me, so I have an idea about whether you were completely aloof this game or you knew more then you let on and just chose not to talk to me.
6) Which final 3 member had the worst opening statement and why. Please cite specific examples. (Obviously, answer after they are done)
7) Who would you vote for to win between the other two sitting beside you and why?
8) Rank the jurors in terms of who you thought was the biggest threat to win this game and smallest and cite why. (1 being biggest threat)
9) Compare each juror to a character from The Walking Dead and explain why. If you don't watch the show or have no idea what I am talking about... I suggest you start researching. Google is very helpful.
10) Same question as above, but for the show called Revenge. Again, google.
11) Pick 5 All-Stars from this season and tell me why. Also, categorize them as either a hero, or a villain and give them an appropriate nickname as you see fit.
Good Luck to all 3 of you. Take your time to answer them and remember, getting to the end in Survivor is only half the battle. The game is won and lost at final tribal council, so it is a brand new game and all three of you are on equal ground regardless of what anyone says. So good luck answering these questions and rebutting my statements to you three (I do expect that so don't just answer my questions).
Now, that was the nicest thing I was going to say. Why? Well, let's see. Because I am pretty sure y'all came into this game knowing one another and that is the only reason it's the three of you here. We got bets going on in Ponderosa it's some kind of pre-game alliance, or whatever.
Anyways.
Erik - I never talked to you, you never talked to me. So you'd think I wouldn't vote for you. However, if you do a solid job answering my questions, I may just vote for you. Why? Because A) You didn't piss me off... well, that's really it. We never talked so while it may work against you, it can also be your road to gaining my vote. All you have to do is win me over and show me why I should vote for you.
Sandra - Where do I begin? You disgust me. Since round 1, your petty bullshit drama got on my nerves. You were a loose canon, you need some help. I suggest going to a psychiatrist. I found your drama (which surprise surprise) happened to be every round for some reason. Unnecessary and downright stupid, it just made you look bad and if I don't vote for you, that will be why (well, that and you not putting any thought into your statements and answers). That being said, you also have the chance to "wow" me and show not only me, but the jurors that you were not Abi's little pet chihuahua, because that is what everyone in the jury thinks of you.
Abi - Your not as crazy as Sandra but I'd put you on the same level, close at least. I do not respect your game at all. You essentially had like what, 4 votes each round at merge? Controlling Sandra, Leann and Erik's vote for MOST of the game (I know Leanne swayed here and there on occasion). The round I was voted out, it wasn't me who threw your name out there, that was Kim, along with the help of Shamar and Mike who wanted you out, but I went along with it because you were a threat, you were viewed as the leader of whatever you want to call your side, so naturally I went with it. Not my fault the other jurors who soon followed me to Ponderosa were idiots and thought I was the one that had to go, although I learnt something nice, that you and Sandra went to the guys pre-merge and told them I was running the tribe? That is laughable, considering you Sandra and Leanne were running the ship, sending you to exile every round and what not.
Quite frankly, it disgusts me. You came in with a good spot. You had Leanne and Sandra up your vajayay on the girls tribe, and Erik, Ozzy and Gabe up your ass from the guys.
6 people you know wouldn't turn on you. See, the jury thinks you deserve to win, and at first glance, I guess out of the final 3 you do, but if you think you are just going to get my vote because of the stupidity of the other two in just following you around, you are mistaken. You played no game, all you did was boss your little bitches around to get your way and here you are. Prove to me you actually played and didn't just lead a herd of blind, stupid sheep with you to the end. Tell me why you and Sandra had it out for me since day one (don't act like you didn't, I know you did considering you would tell the guys that well before merge that I was somehow the "leader"). Prove to me you actually played the game and not just used your minions to send you to exile, and use as spare votes.
(I expect all 3 of you to reply to my comments with rebuttals, maybe clear things up if I got them wrong from the jury, throw each other under the bus, all that fun stuff).
As for the questions. Some are game-related and will weigh heavily on my vote. Others are for fun - I expect you to answer them with thoughtfulness. This will show me you were in tune the whole game and know what you are talking about, and that you do want to win.
So here they are:
1) Why DO you deserve to win considering all three of you have something working against you (Erik - never talked; Sandra - lunatic; Abi - Sheep Herder)
2) If this were a final 2 instead of a 3, and you won immunity, who would you eliminate and why?
3) Replace the final 3 with three jurors and explain why for each person.
4) Compare ME to somebody on Survivor based on how you perceived my game play
5) Survivor is a social game and you need to have gotten to know people very well to win. So, tell me what you know about me. My attitude, my behaviour, whatever. Tell me what you know about me, so I have an idea about whether you were completely aloof this game or you knew more then you let on and just chose not to talk to me.
6) Which final 3 member had the worst opening statement and why. Please cite specific examples. (Obviously, answer after they are done)
7) Who would you vote for to win between the other two sitting beside you and why?
8) Rank the jurors in terms of who you thought was the biggest threat to win this game and smallest and cite why. (1 being biggest threat)
9) Compare each juror to a character from The Walking Dead and explain why. If you don't watch the show or have no idea what I am talking about... I suggest you start researching. Google is very helpful.
10) Same question as above, but for the show called Revenge. Again, google.
11) Pick 5 All-Stars from this season and tell me why. Also, categorize them as either a hero, or a villain and give them an appropriate nickname as you see fit.
Good Luck to all 3 of you. Take your time to answer them and remember, getting to the end in Survivor is only half the battle. The game is won and lost at final tribal council, so it is a brand new game and all three of you are on equal ground regardless of what anyone says. So good luck answering these questions and rebutting my statements to you three (I do expect that so don't just answer my questions).
so I would say
anyways
and since Malcolm is strong, looks like a badass but deep down have a golden heart
